This is what happens when we are happy.

Here's my take on what would have happened on a little known website when the news spread that Sachin has got to the magical score of 200!
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IndianForever: Hail the master, he has done it again!

IFeelLuckyToday: Woahhhhhhhhhhh! It was as if the GOD desecended on earth to play this innings.

IMReasonable: Yeah it was a great innings nevertheless, but to call him a GOD is a bit going overboard. We should enjoy what he has done, but please don't call him a GOD.

ImAnOZ: True mate! What's the big deal if you get to last 50 overs. I'm bloody sure if Punter fella gets a chance like this, he will screw some A$^#*.

IndianForever: Hoho.....Look who's speaking!!Let Punter handle our spinners first, then we will see what he does in his baggy green trousers (apart from what he did against our Chutku Ishant).

 IMReasonable: I'm not gonna fall for this bait, but he sure is mortal like others. I have highest regard for him as a batsman, but to refer to him as a GOD is stretching the things a bit too far. A 194 is only 6 short of 200. So all those batsmen who got close to 200 have to be praised for their efforts.

ImAnOZ: True ya mate!! @IndianForever: Punter doesn't need to show anything. Let your 5 footer face Pidge and score off him.

IFeelLuckyToday: Hell! I was gone for 5 and you guys started vomitting shit. @IMReasonable: i doubt your nationality!

SalmanKhan: Tendulkar is the greatest.

20yearsOfCricket: Hail the GOD. @SalmanKhan: Are you the one in Veer?

IMReasonable: To hell with what you think. My nationality should be of no concern to you!

SalmanKhan: koi shaq!! It felt bad to see Veer not doing so good. :(

IFeelLuckyToday: No deviating from the main topic. @SalmanKhan: I watched it till interval when I was reminded of better things to do. @IMReasonable: How could we expect an Oz to shower praises on our little man?

20yearsOfCricket: @IFeelLuckyToday: How could you be so sure. He could be from Pakistan as well. They will never praise him, more so because Anwar's record was thrown out of the window.

 SalmanKhan: Well, it did better business than MNIK.

IMReasonable: @SalmanKhan: How could you be so sure. MNIK is a huge blockbuster overseas. I have watched the movie 5 times already. SRK at his best.

20yearsOfCricket: Ha! KJo wanted to make a movie like Forrest Gump. Failed miserably.

IFeelLuckyToday: No one can beat Aamir Khan. He rulzzzzzzzzzz. 3 Idiots Rocksssssssssss.

AamirKhan: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. SRK can't act s&#!*. And a Beer was a better bet than Veer!! :P

ILiveOnMovies: I love Akshay. All the Khans nowhere seen when Akhshay Kumar come to screen. I looooveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee him soooooooooooooooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhhh! Muaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

IndianForever: Bhai logon, yeh ho kya raha hai :O. Where's Sachin?

ImAnOZ: ?????????????????????/

SRT: I m here friends. It felt good to whack Proteas' a$#!*. I am over the moon. But I personally like SRK. He rocked in MNIK.

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Moderator: Please don't discuss movies in this thread and refrain from using abusive language in your posts. Or I will have to stop this thread.

ToHellWithIt: You piece of s$&!*. Keep you mouth shut or I'll make you pay heavily.

GandhianPrinciple: Guys please don't fight. It's a happy moment for all of us. Sachin has scaled a new height. Please don't trivialize the topic.

IamNerd: @&%^*&#^(&)(&_)&)(^*^#$(*&)#$&)&($)(*&$#_&*)$#()(&$

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I loved her.

Raghav's throat is pressed against knife's razor sharp blade which shines like a diamond in the mirror. . But the face which he sees in the mirror doesn't frighten him. In fact, he loves it. That explains the smile on his face.

"The modus operandi is quite similar to the cases we had been investigating over the fortnight. This is 5th such incident."
"Yes, prima facie it looks like that. We need to expedite this whole thing and end it soon."

"Raghav, did you hear the hot news? Some 'killer' lady in our locality!"
"Killer lady? Must be something! You are already married Pranav, leave something for bachelors like us."
"Hey, I meant a lady on a killing spree. She roams around at night and prays over her victims. I was worried for you as you return late into the night. Can't you take some time off until this thing gets resolved. I'm sure the cops are gonna find her out of her hole very soon. I 've heard she is pretty good looking."
"Hey Pranav, thanks for the concern mate! But, she can do me no harm. If she sees me, instead of making me fall, she'll fall for me."
"Ha ha! Sure thing! Where would she find a guy more handsome than you? Riya sure was a loser!"
"But, I really wonder, what makes a woman kill someone?

"So far we haven't gotten too far in this case. Apart from the fact that before Raghav was killed, 3 more attacks had happened last night. Those guys were plain lucky that they got away with few injuries which they can nurse for the rest of their lives!"
"To add to that, there are few more observations: All the killings had happened at isolated places in dark until she mustered enough courage to come this far and attack Raghav in his home. The fact that she got into Raghav's home is not very difficult to understand. What puzzles me is the presence these in here? He was a bachelor and a straight one at that. So, cross dressing is ruled out! Did she bring all these clothes in here? And forgot to collect them before leaving!"

"We'll have to wait for the forensic report."

What would that girl be like? A killer lady! A beautiful damsel, whose smile would have been enough to kill!
Why did she kill? Was she in some pain? If I could meet her, I would ask - "why do you kill when I am here"?


Would you be my soul mate? I would never leave you. I kill because it lets me live. Otherwise it would kill me. I don't kill them, I kill it!